Thursday, December 4, 2008

UGH, A MEME

STEALING THIS SHIT.

A
- Available: uh, sure?
- Age: 17
- Annoyance: The people in a majority of my classes 8( This and anything rage worthy
- Actor: buh... Johnny Depp

B
- Beer: I don't have a particular favorite
- Birthday/Birthplace: May 19th/Santa Clara, CA
- Best Friend: Don't really have one these days
- Body part on opposite sex: Toned Stomach
- Best feeling in the world: Right after a wank.
- Big words: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis <- ok, I'll go with this
- Best weather: Sunny. Maybe 75?
- Been in love: Yes
- Been bitched out?: All the time, I have 2 sisters.
- Been on stage?: Yep
- Believe in yourself?: Sometimes.
- Believe in life on other planets: Bacteria on mars. there ya go.
- Believe in miracles: Since you came along! You sexy thang!
- Believe in Magic: Once I figure out how to shoot lasers out of my eyes, sure.
- Believe in God: There's more than one.
- Believe in Satan: You mean Santa?
- Believe in Santa: You mean Satan?
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Yes ;w;
- Believe in Evolution: Bro, we have tailbones.

C
- Car: SOON, MY PRECIOUS.
- Candy: POP ROCKS AND PIXI STIX AHAHAHA Ramune candy is good too p:
- Colour: Red, Blue, Black White
- Cried in school: It happens but I hate doing it.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: CHOCOLATE RAIN.
- Chinese/Mexican: OH GOD I AM SO FAT SO I'LL HAVE BOTH OM NOM NOM
- Cake or pie: FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAKE, I LOVE PIE. ugh, too much frosting on cake.
- Country to visit: The land of all weaboo's dreams. Or Egypt. Or back to Italy. or Ireland. Or Britain. Or India.

D
- Day or Night: Day, I'm afraid of the dark.
- Dream vehicle: A nice luxury car or a slick moped, baby~
- Danced: Yeah
- In the rain?: But of course!
- Do the splits?: OH GOD, ARRRRGHHHHH FFFFF HELP ME UP I'M STUCK

E
- Eggs: Over Easy
- Eyes: Plain old shit brown WITH NO PUPILS OH GOD I HAVE NO SOUL.
- Everyone has a: bit of bisexuality somewhere in their subconscious.
- Ever failed a class?: Math. Despite being Asian. I know.

F
- First crush: Some Guamese(?) chick back in 3rd grade.
- Full name: Mark Conte. IT'S KAWN-TAY, YOU BITCH.
- First thoughts waking up: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

G
- Greatest fear: A lot of things..
- Giver or taker: Giver, I can't say no when asked.
- Goals: Maybe a voice actor....
- Gum: CUM? Oh, gum... Uh, I guess anything fruity :3
- Get along with your parents?: Meh.
- Good luck charm: My jacket and scarf.

H
- Hair Colour: Black. But it's kinda brownish cos I stay out in the sun a lot lol
- Height: 5ft 9.5
- Happy: I suppose. Yes.
- Holiday: Halloween.
- How do you want to die: Young. I don't wanna be old and crusty haha Srsly, like if I ever see a wrinkle, I'll kill myself LOL
- Health freak?: No way, bro.
- Hate: Annoying girls and jocks.

I
- Ice cream: Mint choco chip.
- Instrument: I wanna learn how to play the drums :D

J
- Jewelry: Piercing is scary 3:
- Job: Professional procrastinator. <- hurp. Or vidya player.

K
- Kids: I want a boy to pretty up and he'll be the most popular guy in school and I can gloat about him to my coworkers HAHA *inner Asian* <- this or none at all.
- Kick boxing or karate: Both are cool.
- Keep a journal?: IS THIS A JOURNAL?

L
- Longest car ride: Up to San Jose-ish. 10 hours maybe D;
- Love: anyone who understands?
- Letter: M
- Laughed so hard you cried: Can't remember but I always do D'8
- Love at first sight: Sooometimes.

M
- Milk flavour: Chocolate is GOD TIER.
- Movie: Donnie Darko
- Mooned anyone?: God, gross.
- Marriage?: Goddamn prop 8. I wish I could. Unless I fall for a chick.
- Motion sickness?: spinning. teacup ride at disneyland. orz.

N
- Number of Siblings: 2
- Number of Piercings: none. they're scary.
- Number of Tattoos: None, but I'd like one
- Number: 13, 42

O
- Overused phrases: "Aw, bro."
- One wish: To easily forget things I want to forget D':
- One phobia: Spiders

P
- Place you'd like to live: SoCAL
- Perfect Pizza: with sausage and mushrooms. mmmmm
- Pepsi/Coke: Coke's fine, but I love Dr. Pepper/Pibb Xtra.

Q
- Quail: MAN

R
- Reason to cry: Depression?
- Reality TV: is stupid and a waste of time.
- Radio Station: 94.9 San Diego.
- Roll your tongue in a circle: Yeah, I can. I can also make a clover <- dis.

S
- Song: currently playing is: Persona 4 OP song
- Shoe size: 11.5, I guess. boy's.
- Salad dressing: Durr..I don't eat salad D': I like ranch or thousand island.
- Sushi: Ikura, Caterpillar, Crunchy, Drago, Rainbow
- Scent: After I take a shower
- Slept outside: Camping yo
- Seen a dead body?: ;_; no. At a funeral, yes.
- Smoked? :/ Asthmetic.
- Skinny dipped?: Naw, bro.
- Shower Daily?: Of course
- Sing well?: I guess. I hate singing in front of other people.
- In the shower?: Sure.
- Swear: AW, FUCK, IT'S ALMOST 10 PM AS I TYPE THIS
- Stuffed Animal/toy: I fucking love toys.
- Single/Group dates: Depends D:
- Strawberries/Blueberries: BERRIES AND CREAAAAMMMMMMM. Strawberries
- Scientists need to invent: Teleporters. Liek forreals, mang. AND JET PAKS. AND FLYING CARS :3 [/dork]

T
- Time for bed: Whenever I get sleepy
- Thunderstorms: Lightning storms are cooler cos you can see 'em :'B
- TV: I don't have one in my room 8'(
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: If I could, man... I'd give good- no, GREAT head.

U
- Unpredictable: Only in bed
- Unpredictability: sexing

V
- Vegetable you hate: uh, Arugula. Maybe burssels sprouts. also, cauliflower.
- Vegetable you love: Tomato
- Vacation spot: Any theme park.

W
- Weakness: cute girls..cute helpless girls..you just wanna protect them, y'know? Also, cute, friendly guys.
- When you grow up: Either I major in a field of psychology, or I become a voice actor. AUGH I'M SO INDECISIVE FFFFF
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Meryl, but she's way higher up.
- Who makes you laugh the most: Seira's a total ditz. Laughs ensue.
- Worst feeling: Depressed and lonely.
- Wanted to be a model?: Ugh, what a whore. NO.
- Where do we go when we die: What we believe we go to.
- Worst weather: HOT AND DRY WEATHER UGHHHH

X
- X-Rays: Dental X-Rays. Also, I hade to get my ear tubes removed when I was a wee boy. like, 4 or 5. i dunno.

Y
- Year it is now: 2008
- Yellow: BRB YOUTUBE

Z
- Zoo animal: LIONS AND TIGERS \o/ also, reptiles.
- Zodiac sign: Taurus. I'm stubborn as a bull.

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