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AUGH. TOURNEYFAGS. EVERYONE HATES THEM. YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE THEY NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP.

SO LIKE, FRIDAY WAS THE DAY OF THE BRAWL TOURNEY AT OLYMPIAN HIGH SCHOOL

JESUS CHRIST, I NEVER RAGED SO HARD.

THERE WAS A CHICK WEARING A FUCKING BUNNY TAIL AND EAR HEADBAND. AUGH FUCK. DISGUSTING.

WHEN IT CAME TO THE TOURNEY, IT WAS HORRIBLE. SO MANY FILIPINO DUDES.

Okay, so I was up against some dude named Eugine, and I was Kirby, he was Captain Falcon.

we were both on our last lives, playing on the Picto Chat Stage, because, well, I wanted a fun stage, whilst everyone, like the tourneyfags they were, kept fighting on FINAL FUCKING DESTINATION.

Where was I? Oh yeah, Picto Chat... I was about to finish of Eugine when some tourneyfag comes behind me and asks, "HEY WHO CHOSE THIS STAGE? WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING ON FINAL DESTINATION TO HAVE A MORE NEUTRAL FIGHT?"

I stopped in my tracks. Gamecube controller in hand, I could not even hold in the immense rage within me. "Ffffff-". Right as I was about to say something... I died due to a FALCON KNEE from Eugine. Jesus christ, Touneyfags are annoying.

The tourney got boring after an hour, and it got annoying too. One of the weeaboo regulators was being butthurt about using only gamecube controllers when playing. That really just gets me off.
HEY FAGGOT, WHAT IF SOMEONE IN HERE HAS A DIFFERENT PREFERENCE OF PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME? EH? The room basically smelled like B.O., and the only way to get out of the horrid air was to go outside, where it smelled a BIT better, not not all that great. The whole campus somehow smelled like manure. :/

When the tourney was almost over, Kristof, from our japanese club was on the final round.

All the weaboos started yelling "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" when the fight got really intense. Of course, Kristoff won because he always wins when using Sonic. Eh, you can't blame him, he talks about and plays brawl all the time. He's pretty good at brawl. Congrats Kristof.

The tourney was kinf of a waste of money. I feel bad for Angelia, because she had to pay for me. I owe her and her friend big time... The tourney prize was about 45 dollars, and the entry fee was 2 dollars and 50 cents. Seeing as how many people joined, the club owners at olympian made enough money for the prize. We all should have just givien our money to Kristof in the first place.