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HAHAH.


GODDAMN HEALTH CLASS SUCKS. I have a teacher. Who is Filipino. She reminds me a lot of my aunts.mother/crazy ladies at church, or the crazy Aunt portrayed in HappySlip sketches. She usually gets on subject, but once she stars talking, she keeps on going and rambling like the 67 year old woman that she is. It's pretty funny at times but dear GOD, I was nodding off during every long explanation or story about her life or her life in the Philippines and whatnot. Jesus. I have a few friends in the class, but barely anyone talks to each other in class because the teacher is so very strict. I even heard that she asks guys how big their penises are. in front of the whole class. Yeeeeeeaaaah.


Also, I have something to get off of my chest. TWILIGHT IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. Goddamn, I was so certain. so.very.goddamned.certain. that most people who actually read the series of books by obvious twat Stephenie Meyer would be nerdy thirteen year old girls obsessed with Buffy or Harry potter. while some of that may be true, I (along with a lot of other people) find that the main audience for Twilight is actually composed of social or scene kids. Surprising, no? Oh, the glee and joy that filled my heart when I was in line at the local theater, only to hear a squabble of AZN preppies behind me chattering away of seeing twilight for probably the second time.

What's the appeal to twilight anyways? basically all you do is insert a basic teenage book with a basic Mary Sue character, and a basic Gary Stu character. But get this, Gary Stu is a vampire, and all his friends are vampires, too! WOW WHAT A GREAT, INVIGORATING AND INTERESTING STORY, I SHALL NOW BECOME COMPLETELY OBSESSED ABOUT IT. The most ridiculous thing I have heard about the story is that Vampires can SPARKLE. Sparkle in what, though? Sunlight. Yeah, that's right, SUNLIGHT. I have no idea why they can actually stand quite CLEARLY in the sun without burning up or melting. Has Ms. Stephenie Meyer even studied basic vampire mythology? Or is she all just bullshitting us?

What's even more tiring is seeing people everyday that love the series to death. Someone in particular is my sister and her Buffy loving friend. Of course, like the idiot I am, I spoiled the fourth(?) book to her, saying that whatsherface Mary Sue gets preggers with a vamp baby and almost dies. ...whoops.

aaaanyways, if you actually like Twilight, I am very sorry. Get the hell away from me.